Once again, the "random quotes" link @ Quotations page got me! It said, If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it.

-Pierre Gallois


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President Obama is so upset, he's changed his logo from "Yes We Can" to "Oh No They Didn't!"
So...  can we safely say that anyone with the last name Liddy is a total jackass? I haven't watched TV, does he have a freaky moustache?


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The sky is falling, The sky is falliiiiiiiing.  Just some links in case you feel like reading.  Just know that there are like 5 hot burning WTF stories I haven't linked to.


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I'm really tired of Mitt Romney calling me at work. just now I got a call from a live person asking me if I was more or less likely to vote for Romney based on his ability to win v. Clinton, likelihood of me voting for Romney based on McCain's ability to win v. Clinton, and finally, an abortion question. I told the lady I'm a registered Dem and ( Read more... )

i hope one of the Supreme Court judges on the right has a daughter whose health is severely comprimised during her pregnancy. cuz, yanno, she can't do any-fucking-thing about it now that it's illegal to save her own life ( Read more... )

my defense will be that while i was in the same room with Jesse Jackson, he yet again uttered the words "Hymie-town"... i got outraged for my blood peeps, and i really couldn't tell the difference between the two guys.


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In addition to yesterday's Black Friday, Monday has now been termed Cyber (black) Monday.  all images below click thru to the same site.  fucking stop buying stupid shit on the days they expect you to :D ( Read more... )

from all that i've read and heard today, this is what stuck. it's too late for me to look this stuff up, so let's say i'm in the ballpark.

CALIFORNIA! VOTE YES ON PROP 87. Big Oil™ has spent 1/3 the budget of what John Kerry's presidential campaign spent trying to confuse us.  they got me too!  i totally thought the oil tax was going to be ( Read more... )

while i adore the zero humidity Rawktober weather, it does make it hard for me to fall asleep.  so... i was watching the CBS news at something like 3:30a. i hadn't heard John McCain speak in a long time. while i hadn't heard him ever be so evasive, that is not what caught my ear. he's got this super-odd speech pattern... almost like Jimmy Stewart. ( Read more... )